do you think it’s because i probably have a brain tumor or because i drank a lot of alcohol? ugh.
Lack of Potassium. Eat a banana. Also, brain tumors hate bananas. Serves those bitches right.
“I’mma just take a sip okay?” I do this/look like this on the reg.
I’m learning to fly just by dancing this dance. And there’s too much to be done to sit here and cry. There is too much I’ve begun that I want to do before I die.
(via treesbirdsbatsbees)
I was just out on the terrace of my apt building, and it was apparently a prime spot/time for me to have, what I have come to determine, major life realizations about love ( I know, uckkk). Some tears, erratic pacing patterns, and high pitched moments came with said realizations. Much to my chagrin, there was a man lurking on the terrace watching my “episode.” I turned around, saw him, muttered something about having my man-period, and scurried off like an awkward squirrel.
I can’t handle my level of awkwardness/ridiculousness sometimes.
